i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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