fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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