I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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