Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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