no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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