True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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