Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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