playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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