I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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