I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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