quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
