those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
