i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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