I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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