JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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