It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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