You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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