I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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