ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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