So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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