I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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