Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Randomize
