S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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