that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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