Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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