watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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