Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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