Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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