Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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