Me too!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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