What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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