She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Do plants get herpes?
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