I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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