My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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