Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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