i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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