I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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