I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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