Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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