you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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