bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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