I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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