I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm getting married
To pizza
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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