I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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