bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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