At least make sure they are 18
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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