butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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