Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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