if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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