what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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