Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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