they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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