he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
