ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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