East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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